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mikemcspooky:

ENLIST TODAY!

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overlordmrh:

"what’s your favorite instrument?"

"the cannon."

"but that’s not…"

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retroberry:

Time may change me, but I can’t trace time

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fitness-health-happiness-life:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

there are 2 types

(Source: narcotic)

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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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rozalynpaige:

yungterra:

you can tell a movie is going to be a shitty, forgettable comedy when the font they use for the movie’s title in advertisements looks

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He’s a dumb drunk. He’s an even dumber drunk. But when their wives go on a spa vacation, they’ll have to take care of… the kids. And things get CRAAAZY!

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seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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gunjap:

P-Bandai RG 1/144 Gundam Astraea Type-F: ASSEMBLED. 2nd Full Photoreview No.58 Images
http://www.gunjap.net/site/?p=211371

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imnotjailbait:

sockratese:

American Apparel attempts to make culturally relevant Halloween costumes while desperately avoiding copyright infringement. 

Prices: $300 and up

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